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@InsouciantMan : Any man can undress a woman with his eyes. Be different. Undress her with your nose.

@InsouciantMan: This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever.

*winks for an extended but realistic period of time

@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day.

How do you apologize properly for something like that?

@InsouciantMan: Wife just looked at an 8"x8" picture and estimated it to be 12"x12".

Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing.

@InsouciantMan: I've been told I'm oblivious.

I had not noticed this.