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@JJSummertime : Mandatory urine test tomorrow means asparagus for dinner tonight.
Two can play.
@JJSummertime: It is snowing perfect snowball packing snow right now, so I was wondering if anyone would like to walk slowly past my house?
@JJSummertime: Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray your TC loves you best.
If he does choose another,
I sincerely hope it's not your mother.
@JJSummertime: Me: I'm going to bed after this episode.
Netflix: Hahahahahaha! Sure. Ok.
@JJSummertime: If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter.
Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll.