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@JP_theAntiHero : Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system

@JP_theAntiHero: Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face.
I teared up a little.
I get strippers, I get it.

@JP_theAntiHero: Cat: who?
Me: what?
Cat: when?
Me: where?
Cat: how?
Me:
Cat: we need a life
Me: we
Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you
Me: