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@JanineEB4 : My biggest regret to date is probably never telling Kary C, Kerri B, Cari R and Kerry L from 4th grade that their names were spelled wrong..

@JanineEB4: My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd
PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid.

@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot.
Amen!