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@jasonlight73 : I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"

@jasonlight73: After my date orders, I always tell the waiter "Nothing for me..I'll be eating later" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!

@JasonLight73: If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic

@JasonLight73: At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station

@JasonLight73: I'm so glad I found Twitter...I finally have a rock solid Alibi for my Google Search History!

@JasonLight73: When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"

@JasonLight73: Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!