@Jazzzzzmina: How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
@Jazzzzzmina: Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree.
@Jazzzzzmina: Me: I'm so over him
Vodka: No you're not, you should text him
Vodka: Yes! 25 times
@Jazzzzzmina: After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt.