@JeffSarcastic: *sends epic tweet*
[no likes 3 hours later]
*waits 2 weeks, sends again*
[no likes 1 day later]
NSA: dude, let it go
@JeffSarcastic: [dinner negotiations]
Wife: where do you want to go to eat?
Me: you pick
Wife: I'm craving kale
Me: I'll pick
@JeffSarcastic: How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit?
Asking for a friend.