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@JimmerThatisAll : This day in history. 1998. Sonny Bono was killed while skiing at Lake Tahoe nothing to do with him trying to leave Scientology nope nothing.

@JimmerThatisAll: Sure, make fun of my cargo shorts but sooner or later you're going to need a martini shaker or a map of 11th century France.

@JimmerThatisAll: I had a friend named Nigel but after you've introduced him a few times the novelty wears off.

@JimmerThatisAll: I just figured out how to deal with a situation that I was thrown into in 1978.

@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1963. The Beach Boys released "Be True to Your School" but I wasn't taking orders from 5 guys who shared 1 surfboard.

@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it's moustache or mustache.