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@JimmerThatisAll : This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it's moustache or mustache.

@JimmerThatisAll: In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

@JimmerThatisAll: "Where is your god now?" I like to shout at children with paper cuts.

@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.

@JimmerThatisAll: The most important thing I teach my guitar students is never sing Brown Eyed Girl to a green eyed woman.

@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1844. Morse sent the first telegraph message WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT? to Alfred Vail who replied I AM NOT WEARING PANTS.

@JimmerThatisAll: I don't care if you have a date you can't borrow the good porcupine.