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@JohnnyCrash5 : [First date & I'm super nervous]
Her: Are you ok?
Her: did u just say yesh?
Me: um Nosh.
@JohnnyCrash5: Getting a woman:
1.Select the woman u like
2. Lick her face
3. She is now yours take her home
I've been arrested 10 times
@JohnnyCrash5: *Eats a Lean Cuisine
*20 minutes go by.
*Devours entire Pizza Hut store...including employees.
@JohnnyCrash5: If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too.
@JohnnyCrash5: [Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?