@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is allergic to cats
I bought one
And I have never seen him since.
@JustDontBugMe: F1: I'm going camping.
F2: What about the wild animals?
F1: I've got that covered. I've been secretly training at Furry conventions.
@JustDontBugMe: Dearest Timmy,
Your obsession with wells is tearing us apart.
@JustDontBugMe: Dad: Maybe we should do it
Mom: You know it's I-N-A-P-P-R-O-P-R-I-A-T-E to talk about it in front of the kids
6: What's inappropriate Mom?
@JustDontBugMe: [Getting married]
Hey, thanks for doing this with me... I wasn't sure how to operate the microwave.
@JustDontBugMe: Me: Another nightmare?
M: You were yelling "Dora the Explorer help! No Swiper, no!"
M: Maybe lay off the cartoons, bruh.
@JustDontBugMe: Millennial1: What's a Solar Eclipse?
Millennial2: When the moon photobombs the sun.