@KentWGraham: I think college costs are so high because at that point parents are willing to pay anything to get their kids out of the house.
@KentWGraham: Just did the math and found out I can retire next year if I start saving $144,468.02 a month.
@KentWGraham: I make up for those people who jog in place at red lights by eating snacks while lying down in bed.
@KentWGraham: When someone says they worked like a dog, I’m envious because every dog I’ve ever known has done nothing all day long.
@KentWGraham: In our house, we have mandatory family time where the four of us can only text each other.
@KentWGraham: My wife got an organic, free-range, non-GMO, antibiotic-free turkey for Thanksgiving — and every one of those adjectives added 20 bucks.
@KentWGraham: I got flipped off three times by the same woman during rush hour today. I’m never driving my wife to work again.