@KentWGraham: Before couples have children, they should walk head-on into a Category 5 hurricane to make sure they’re ready.
@KentWGraham: My wife just told me 11 more things I do wrong after she said she wasn’t talking to me anymore.
@KentWGraham: Got my daughter a one-dollar gift card to the Dollar Store and told her to get whatever she wants.
@KentWGraham: We got a dusting of snow here in Michigan. Or as people south of Ohio refer to it: “Death Blizzard 2017.”
@KentWGraham: Didn't find out until I got to work that these exposed-shoulder tops are intended for women.
@KentWGraham: Decided not to waste $300 on obedience training after watching my dog bark at a shovel on the patio for 10 minutes.
@KentWGraham: My wife and I trade off on bathroom cleaning. She avoids it one weekend, I avoid it the next.
@KentWGraham: I think when calories reach a certain point snack companies should be allowed to say “You don’t want to know” on the nutrition label.