@KentWGraham: I went to the bathroom at IKEA and needed an Allen wrench to flush the toilet.
@KentWGraham: If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.
@KentWGraham: Do people who get meal kits shipped to their home know they can have restaurants deliver food that’s already cooked?
@KentWGraham: Before couples have children, they should walk head-on into a Category 5 hurricane to make sure they’re ready.
@KentWGraham: My wife just told me 11 more things I do wrong after she said she wasn’t talking to me anymore.
@KentWGraham: Got my daughter a one-dollar gift card to the Dollar Store and told her to get whatever she wants.
@KentWGraham: We got a dusting of snow here in Michigan. Or as people south of Ohio refer to it: “Death Blizzard 2017.”
@KentWGraham: Didn't find out until I got to work that these exposed-shoulder tops are intended for women.