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@KngHnryVIII : When children, who are hoping for your death so one of them can claim your throne, bring you brekkie in bed, don't eat it. #FathersDay

@KngHnryVIII: If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration