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@Kristen_Arnett : sibling culture is not talking to each other for awhile and then texting them “this is you” along with a picture of an ugly bird you found online

@Kristen_Arnett: some guy in the 7-eleven said “it was only a kiss” into his phone and the other 3 of us in the store all yelled IT WAS ONLY A KISS anyway i think he is gonna be getting divorced soon

@Kristen_Arnett: this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell"