@Lazer_Cat_: Independence Day was basically aliens blew shit up and then we gave them a copy of Windows and won the war.
@Lazer_Cat_: *spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
@Lazer_Cat_: Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this.
@Lazer_Cat_: These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo'ing to do.
@Lazer_Cat_: Look grandma. You told me to bring something to the wake. If you meant a casserole, you should have said so. Now help me load this drum kit.