@LeonEarlgrey: Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk.
@LeonEarlgrey: I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works.
@LeonEarlgrey: Cop1:did u hear about the kidnapping?
Cop2: should we go help?
Cop1: No it's ok he woke up.
This fall on CBS
"Good Cop, Dad Cop"
@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.
@LeonEarlgrey: I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples.