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@LetGoBeFreeDoU : Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins...

@LetGoBeFreeDoU: *Throws Pizza party
*B.Y.O.Pizza
*Gather All the pizza's
*Kicks everyone out.

@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out..

You're Welcome..

@LetGoBeFreeDoU: No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh....

@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'