What are you eating?
@Marlebean: Hubby asked me to role play sexy maid but was sold out
*Dressed up like David Spade from Tommy Boy
"HOUSEKEEPING, YOU WANT ME FLUFF PILLOW"
@Marlebean: I'm at a stage in life where I still want to be sexy but
WHY DO YOU KEEP WIPING YOUR BOOGERS ON MOMMY?!!
@Marlebean: There's no bigger backstabber than my dog giving me away during hide and seek.
I TRUSTED YOU, FENTON, I TRUSTED YOU!
@Marlebean: The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!
I didn't do any of it.
But I certainly had the opportunity.
@Marlebean: Officer: ...
Me: I was trying to pamper him!
O: By blow drying his hair?
M: Yes! Like a salon!
O: In the bathtub?!
M: It's ... luxurious