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@MikeMcNeil_ : “That looks stupid.” Narrator: He couldn’t afford it.

@MikeMcNeil_: Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much.

@MikeMcNeil_: Maybe your dog is barking at my bag because he doesn’t want to work in law enforcement anymore.

@MikeMcNeil_: wife: "HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"

me: "DUNNO," I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter.

@MikeMcNeil_: Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much.

@MikeMcNeil_: Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did.