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@MissHavisham : 6 yr old: Can we have cupcakes for breakfast? Me: Absolutely not. (I can't tell him it's because I ate them all around 3am.)

@MissHavisham: Left water in the car in case I was thirsty & now I can boil pasta in my mouth.