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@MollyCocktail : King: Good Knight, how fared thy journey? Knight: 'Twas long and hard King: 'Tis what she proclaimed. Both: *fist bump* -Medieval Brahs

@MollyCocktail: Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Stay lazy my friends.

@MollyCocktail: *pours gasoline*
*strikes match*


Laundry's done.

@MollyCocktail: I didn't like you in high school, I don't like you now. #WhyIDontUseFacebook