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Page of MollyRingwraith's best tweets

@MollyRingwraith : If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'

@MollyRingwraith: I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources

@MollyRingwraith: It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC