@MomofTeen: Shortly after firing up my Toro Power Sweep, I begin thinking of myself as a "leaf herder" and realize I need to get out more often.
@MomofTeen: When they spot a towel hanging neatly on a rack, teens consider it a personal challenge to rip it down, wad it up & leave it on the floor.
Just the three Chinese meal entrees I'm ordering.
@MomofTeen: It's been six years since my job interview.
I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else.
@MomofTeen: Newton's amended 1st law of motion:
Objects dropped on the floor by teens will remain at rest for months unless acted upon by an angry Mom.
@MomofTeen: Customer Service: How does the name appear on your credit card?
Me: If i had to guess, I'd say it's 11 pt. Arial bold.