@MomofTeen: Each year, my Dad gives me money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone.
Each year, my Dad says, "I can't wait to see what I got everyone!"
@MomofTeen: I have hidden my son's socks in his sock drawer where he will never find them.
@MomofTeen: Gravy boat.
All the dishes are on my son's bedroom floor so I'm drinking coffee from a GRAVY BOAT!
@MomofTeen: Interviewer: What makes you unique?
Me: I'm loyal to a fault, don't gossip, & work hard.
I: Yeah, so, you're not really going to fit in.
@MomofTeen: If having a social media account makes you a journalist, changing a lightbulb makes me an electrician.