@MooseAllain: "Do you know what female deer are called?”
“Sorry - does you know what female deer are called?"
@MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.
@MooseAllain: I've always been a staunch egalitarian, although occasionally I will eat other birds of prey.
@MooseAllain: Seriously considering commissioning a family portrait photo and getting the photographer to photoshop all our faces slightly too small. Enough to be disconcerting, but not enough for guests to feel comfortable mentioning it.
@MooseAllain: Don't forget if you're a member of the Tautology Society, we've got our annual AGM meeting tonight.
@MooseAllain: [tracker kneels and examines spoor]
- A herd of idiots has passed this way but an hour ago.
- How can you tell?
- Look. Fresh nincompoop.