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@NATxHAN : Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me.

@NATxHAN: Had a 6" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry.