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@NeinQuarterly : Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2.

@NeinQuarterly: A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as "Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."

@NeinQuarterly: The power of art = theory.
The power of power = praxis.
The the of the = philosophy.

@NeinQuarterly: My God: dead.
My world: disenchanted.
My invitation on LinkedIn: declined.

@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.

@NeinQuarterly: New York: The city that never sleeps.
Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday.
Paris: The city that never sleeps alone.

@NeinQuarterly: A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying.

@NeinQuarterly: No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying.