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Page of Norsebysw's best tweets

@Norsebysw : There can be a guy with neck tattoos and a knife in his hand on the bus and I will still be the last person anyone sits next to.

@Norsebysw: He had the strength of ten men and the confidence of twelve morons.

@Norsebysw: Somewhere on a windy pasture under this moon there's a barbed wire fence I left more of myself on than I realized.

@Norsebysw: "You run like you're making fun of running." -my brother