
@NotPeterStark : Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue
*Never shuts the hell up*
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@NotPeterStark : Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue
*Never shuts the hell up*
Follow @NotPeterStark
@NotPeterStark: Me: "Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"
Nurse: "Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."
*pulls pants back up*