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@OLDIRTYDIAPER : Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping

@OLDIRTYDIAPER: Sweat pants & Uggs in public says "and I didn't brush my teeth, either."