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@PeaceInTruth1 : *calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*

@PeaceInTruth1: *throws caution to the wind*

*blows right back into face*

@PeaceInTruth1: Coworker: Stop

Me: collaborate and listen

Coworker: Don't

Me: you forget about me

Coworker: Hey!

Me: teacher, leave them kids alone

@PeaceInTruth1: Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid.

@PeaceInTruth1: I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.

@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.

@PeaceInTruth1: Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.

@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.