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Page of PeachCoffin's best tweets

@PeachCoffin : *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this

@PeachCoffin: When I was little and asked Mom how to spell a word she'd hand me a dictionary so when she asked how to do emojis I handed her a 13-year-old

@PeachCoffin: The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.

@PeachCoffin: I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you

@PeachCoffin: My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again

@PeachCoffin: I explained ‘gluten allergy’ to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving

@PeachCoffin: I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer