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@PoorEvelyn : Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal.

@PoorEvelyn: Sometimes words just aren't enough.

And that's why we have middle fingers.

@PoorEvelyn: Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne.

I assume it was something she ate.

@PoorEvelyn: Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles.

Diets are hard.