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@RandomRamblr : [Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing

@RandomRamblr: An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician.

@RandomRamblr: Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies.

@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.

@RandomRamblr: Boss: You need to work on your puncuality.

Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place.

Boss: ....?

@RandomRamblr: Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less.

@RandomRamblr: I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.