@RatBatallion : Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject.
Do you believe in aliens ?
If so , do they have genitals?
@RatBatallion: Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?
@RatBatallion: If you're having a bad day , just remember ...
All of you are funnier than Dane Cook .
@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
@RatBatallion: When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes .
@RatBatallion: In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis.
@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .