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@RatBatallion : Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?

@RatBatallion: Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?

@RatBatallion: If you're having a bad day , just remember ...

All of you are funnier than Dane Cook .

@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .

@RatBatallion: When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes .

@RatBatallion: In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis.

@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .