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@RealSugarFree : In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn.

@RealSugarFree: I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober.

@RealSugarFree: Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up.

@RealSugarFree: So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here.