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Page of RobDenBleyker's best tweets

@RobDenBleyker : Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa

@RobDenBleyker: Life advice: If someone ever tells you "I'll be there in thirty minutes", you should ALWAYS respond with "You've got twenty" and hang up.

@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.

@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.

@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again.
Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.