@Robert_Beau: Remember kids, if you’re driving in the snow and start skidding, turn into the direction of the cheapest car.
@Robert_Beau: Sunday Family Dinner:
Mother In Law: Isn't that your third glass of wine?
Me: Isn't that your third husband?
@Robert_Beau: You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.
@Robert_Beau: It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare.
@Robert_Beau: So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.