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@SCBamaMan : The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.

@SCBamaMan: This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours.

@SCBamaMan: As soon as you see the cop approaching, throw the bag of weed in his hands and do a citizen's arrest.

@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.

@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!