@SatansTongue: Aw look he's about to say his first words!
*baby opens mouth*
Here it comes!
@SatansTongue: *el chapo dies*
God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell
*3 weeks later*
Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell
@SatansTongue: *puts little Santa hat on cat*
Hahaha Santa claws
*puts little Santa hat on dog*
Hahaha Santa paws
@SatansTongue: 6th grade nurse: do you play baseball
Me: uhh why
Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than-
Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much
@SatansTongue: (Macbeth and lady Macbeth)
"I killed King Duncan"
"You told me to!!"
I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage
@SatansTongue: *at a concert*
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK
LETS DO THIS HIT IT
*30 second ad plays first*
@SatansTongue: "You can be anything!"
Okay I'm going to be Kanye west
"Josh that's not what I meant"
*puts my finger to her lips*
It's Kanye now
@SatansTongue: The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs!
*puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water*
*water turns into wine*
Thank u Jesus