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@Sean_Burgundy_ : *Rides off into sunset
*Forgets phone charger
@Sean_Burgundy_: [ Skydiving ]
Instructor: SIR. You can't just jump out without your equipment on
Me: *Shows him text of gf saying "We need to talk"
@Sean_Burgundy_: Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender
Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?
@Sean_Burgundy_: Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say "I can explain."
@Sean_Burgundy_: Friend: Do I need to repeat myself?
Me: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time
@Sean_Burgundy_: [ 3 AM ]
Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded
Me: Do you have snacks in your car?
Me: *Hangs up
@Sean_Burgundy_: Me: Help
@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: Prove that you care about me
Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
@Sean_Burgundy_: Window repairman: What happened did someone try to break into your house?
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: You need to text faster
Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago