@Shelts99: All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea.
Dating is hard!
@Shelts99: My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom.
The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick.
@Shelts99: I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts.
As you were.
@Shelts99: Neighbour:How's the wife?
Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood