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@Shower4Thought : One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom.

@Shower4Thought: I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent

@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.

@Shower4Thought: I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought "nah".