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Page of SkinnerSteven's best tweets

@SkinnerSteven : I managed to worm my way into this dancing competition

@SkinnerSteven: Finding a synonym for ‘uneasy’? That won’t be difficult

@SkinnerSteven: A "cup of Joe" has a completely different meaning at the sperm bank

@SkinnerSteven: Apparently a 'Defibrillator' doesn't make someone tell the truth

@SkinnerSteven: Charlie Brown grew up to become a good grief counselor

@SkinnerSteven: Overthrowing governments actually sounds pretty coup