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Page of SkinnerSteven's best tweets

@SkinnerSteven : "That's gonna drive me nuts" - peanut farmer showing off his new truck

@SkinnerSteven: Waldo has a tough time at the gym because no one spots him

@SkinnerSteven: I managed to worm my way into this dancing competition

@SkinnerSteven: Finding a synonym for ‘uneasy’? That won’t be difficult

@SkinnerSteven: A "cup of Joe" has a completely different meaning at the sperm bank

@SkinnerSteven: Apparently a 'Defibrillator' doesn't make someone tell the truth