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Page of SkinnerSteven's best tweets

@SkinnerSteven : Apparently a 'Defibrillator' doesn't make someone tell the truth

@SkinnerSteven: Charlie Brown grew up to become a good grief counselor

@SkinnerSteven: Overthrowing governments actually sounds pretty coup

@SkinnerSteven: BOSS: "Send that email to the client and copy me-"

Me:*Boss voice* "Send that email to the client and copy me"

@SkinnerSteven: [Invention of the universal remote]
"This changes everything."

@SkinnerSteven: We get ground beef from cows and sky beef from birds

@SkinnerSteven: I let a Pasta Chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty