@SleazySli: [at a spelling bee]
Judge: Your word is SPELL.
Witch: *mumbles something under her breath*
@SleazySli: I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
@SleazySli: What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.