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@Stabby_smurf : Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field.

@Stabby_smurf: If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision.

@Stabby_smurf: If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony.