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@SteelCityDawn : Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years.

@SteelCityDawn: A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.
What in the hell do they put in butterflys?

@SteelCityDawn: A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?