Funny Tweeter

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Page of SteelFontana's best tweets

@SteelFontana : Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone.

@SteelFontana: If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later.

@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.

@SteelFontana: When you have "very happily married" in your bio, we read that as "DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."

@SteelFontana: I'm going as "Twitter Elite" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.