Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of StoferComic's best tweets

@StoferComic : My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song "Get Off the Stage or Die." Elvis, maybe?

@StoferComic: My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, "That's a strange color for a tree."

@StoferComic: A picture's worth 1,000 words, which explains why Twitter only shows 14 percent of the images I post.

@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...