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@TasiaBass28 : Me: Sometimes you just gotta dance like no one is watching.

Anesthesiologist: But right now I need you to hold still

@TasiaBass28: Dig one moat around your house and everyone's all "you're being unreasonable" and "where did you get the alligators"