@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@Tharin_P: There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent.
These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper.
@Tharin_P: "What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"
"Out. Just get out."
@Tharin_P: You wanna hot body?
You wanna Bugatti?
You wanna Maseratti?
Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.
@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?
Asking for a friend.
@Tharin_P: I would be a bad fish.
Fishermen would be like, "omg i'm so ugly" and I'd take the bait and disagree, instead of swimming away.
@Tharin_P: Whoever you are, you can't deny that
Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes
sounds like a legitimate title.
Don't act like you wouldn't read it.