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@Tharin_P : Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good.

@Tharin_P: *Tries to hit the gym*
*Gym hits back*

@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?

@Tharin_P: There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent.
These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper.

@Tharin_P: "What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"
"...What?"
" -Toes."
"Out. Just get out."

@Tharin_P: You wanna hot body?
You wanna Bugatti?
You wanna Maseratti?
Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.

@Tharin_P: How often do I think about Keira? Knightley.

@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?
Asking for a friend.

@Tharin_P: I would be a bad fish.
Fishermen would be like, "omg i'm so ugly" and I'd take the bait and disagree, instead of swimming away.

@Tharin_P: Whoever you are, you can't deny that
Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes
sounds like a legitimate title.
Don't act like you wouldn't read it.