@TheAlexNevil: People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or plates. Paper plates are ok. No hammers, though. What are you - Thor?
@TheAlexNevil: Caveman Summer
Dad: Go. Play. Outside.
8: But I want to draw on walls
Mom: Why don't you go with him?
@TheAlexNevil: *first time seeing a musical
“WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!”
@TheAlexNevil: *first day as a hair stylist
“STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THE BLOOD! THAT’S WHY WE PUT THE APRON ON YOU!”
@TheAlexNevil: Some think kids are selfish, but when 8 sees I’m carrying too much stuff at once, he comes over and gives me a lengthy explanation as to why Black Panther could beat Spider-Man.
@TheAlexNevil: If I'm eating at a restaurant and see a movie star, I always take a pen and paper over and ask "Will you pay for my meal?"
@TheAlexNevil: Parenting is easy once you learn the secret. For the love of god, please tell me the secret.