@TheAlexNevil: Juliet: Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo (lost somewhere in Verona): Google Maps doth hateth me.
@TheAlexNevil: When I say things are going swimmingly, it’s important to note that I can’t swim.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: I'd like the chocolate soufflé
Waiter: It takes 45 minutes to prepare
M (right in her face): Then why are you still talking to me?
@TheAlexNevil: *cop throws the book at me*
*I throw it back at him*
Librarian: *grabs us by the ears and escorts us out*
@TheAlexNevil: Insomnia: Hi
I: Hope I'm disturbing you
M: You are
I: You know what we could do?
M: Let me sleep?
I: HA, no, let's think about hippos
@TheAlexNevil: “Then we are agreed: we shall have a duel to the death at sunrise. And if I oversleep you will start without me.”