@TheAlexNevil: “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW?”
-the first person to drink coffee
@TheAlexNevil: The past is past.
What’s done is done.
Mistakes were made, but that’s all water under the bridge. So, let’s call it a day.
@TheAlexNevil: Once bitten, twice shy.
Except if you were bitten by a shark. Then you might be dead, and shyness won't be an issue.
@TheAlexNevil: Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.
@TheAlexNevil: Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone?
Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
@TheAlexNevil: I’m teaching my son to say “Please,” and “Thank you,” and “Come with me if you want to live.”
@TheAlexNevil: Sometimes you meet someone and know instantly how much you regret leaving your home.