@TheAlexNevil: 7: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a thousand million
Me: Thats great!
*I walk away
@TheAlexNevil: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And I'm terrible with decisions, so I went home.
@TheAlexNevil: Be a good dad
When your son wants to play catch, do it
When he needs a hug, give one
When he wants to play drums, tell him his mom said no
@TheAlexNevil: CW: Who's the more the foolish: the fool, or the-
Me: Ted, I don't have time for this, so I'm going to slap you hard then take myself to HR.
@TheAlexNevil: I gave a man a fish. I taught a man to fish.
Fish aren't all that happy with me right now.
@TheAlexNevil: "Give me the bad news, Doc--how long have I got?"
"Your wife's procedure will be an outpatient one so unfortunately you can't go to Vegas."
@TheAlexNevil: Boss: What are you doing here on a Saturday??
Me (eating leftovers from fridge): ...reports.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: It's time for your nap.
6: I don't wanna take a nap!!
M: First off, don't talk back to me. Second, I was talking to me.
@TheAlexNevil: Treat her like a princess & she'll love you forever.
Unless she's an actual princess. Then she'll just think "I'm being treated normally."